Really.

(814): he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas

(630): is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can’t find my clit?

(515): he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer

(1-515): and you said he wasn’t worth calling.

(413): I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.

(978): I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling

(609): friends don’t let friends hook up with gingers.

(509): He’s very warm and cuddly, that’s my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.

(310): it’s too hot outside to masturbate.

(949): She thought I was gay, so I told her I’d be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.